Cooking - It's live or die.

I'm not sure how much a spatula is going to hurt.

I'm reminded of a video-turned-GIF of some emo teenager obviously being forced to have family kitchen time with her mom when she looks into the camera, puts the electric mixer blades to the side of her head like a gun, switches it on, and gets about half the ;q "kill me tehe" face on before it starts eating her hair.