Bricks were shat.

OH FU-

glasnost said:
Bricks were shat.

Indeed. Thanks for that.

NOW GO UPDATE.

Well shit, I didn't expect that!

And so thats how Kogasa got a pair of different colour eyes.

OH FOR FUCKING SARIEL'S LOVE WHAT DID I JUST SEE

Funny theory, but makes no sense since Yukari's eyes are either gold or purple.

NO way! O___O
Didn't see that coming..

At least they look happy

The most well protected child in history

oooooooookaaayyyy... I wasn't expecting that.

What a tweeeest.[/shyamalan]

But she IS strong,
She's an extra stage midboss!

It just came to me that Sanae had better start being less tsun to Kogasa before her parents react

it really was a surprise! (the kogasa tag somehow spoiled it for me XD)
HOLY CUTENESS! i swear i love that karakasa
now I wanna know about the hair color :b
blond + green = light blue(?)

...that is definitely a surprise.

This guy may be on to something!

Jesus fucking Christ what is this even supposed to mean?

OH F-

What is this I don't even--

clever

Now THAT MAKE SENSE

... didnt expect that

Ah~ I get it
the umbrella theory…

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Aww, Kogasa looks so cute in the last panel.

Definitely the new youkai moe~

Now YOU'RE ALL SURPRISED!
HUGE SUCCESS!

FRien said:
Now YOU'RE ALL SURPRISED!
HUGE SUCCESS!

10/10, would FFFFFFFFFFFF again.

God I'm so happy I didn't see the tags before reading this.

Lepperchaun said:
Funny theory, but makes no sense since Yukari's eyes are either gold or purple.

Those are just her prefered eye colors; she can easily change the boundaries of the R/B/Y scale.

Come to think of it, couldn't Yukari just give birth via gap?

WHAT THE FUCK.

I kinda like this though.

Lolwut?! Make no sense, Yukari cannot be the one giving birth. I refuse to believe.

rantuyetmai said:
Lolwut?! Make no sense, Yukari cannot be the one giving birth. I refuse to believe.

Yukari: You should be one giving birth, Yuuka
Yuuka: I see, you are too old to give birth
Yukari: *Gets pregnant*

IM MAKING A NOTE HERE, HUGE SUCCESS !

This is now canon in my mind. Nothing anyone says can change that.

ow, my head is starting to hurt just wondering about this, my mind is boggling because I can't seem to grasp this idea
Yukari+Yuuka=Kogasa

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Baneslave said:
Yukari: You should be one giving birth, Yuuka
Yuuka: I see, you are too old to give birth
Yukari: *Gets pregnant*

QFT

....

brix was shat....

Oh SHI~*head explodes*

A new age is dawning for Youkai Moe~

Baneslave said:
Yukari: You should be one giving birth, Yuuka
Yuuka: I see, you are too old to give birth
Yukari: *Gets pregnant*

I love you

So if she gets old enough she can scare till all of your internal organs go out, by use of gaps and master sparks.

*Ode to Joy in G Major starts playing*

Holy crap FIVE POOLS?!

Thank god Touhou powers are not hereditary or Kogasa would actually be terrifying.

gnome7 said:
Thank god Touhou powers are not hereditary or Kogasa would actually be terrifying.

Oh but what if yukari sealed kogasa's power away in her umbrella like she did with Rumia? The powers of both yuuka and yukari and the imagination and creativity of a child. she would be the most dangerous and most helpful being ever.

Zekana said:
Oh but what if yukari sealed kogasa's power away in her umbrella like she did with Rumia? The powers of both yuuka and yukari and the imagination and creativity of a child. she would be the most dangerous and most helpful being ever.

You forgot most Moe.

Gah! said:
OH FU-

*Forgive me for using your name* GAH!!

Oh. My. GOD.

Zekana said:
Oh but what if yukari sealed kogasa's power away in her umbrella like she did with Rumia?

Where does that come from?

Touhou 13 has been delayed while Reimu tries to give a good reason as to why she kicked the crap out of Yukari's child.

Flame_the_Fox said:
Holy crap FIVE POOLS?!

Make that 6 now... wow.

Why the hell is this in God damn it Yukari pool again?

She managed to surprise us after all.

SHOCK!!!!! (my face)

GreenDrag said:
Why the hell is this in God damn it Yukari pool again?

Well, AFAIK, God Damn it Yukari! Pool is for Yukari trolling someone, this one isn't really doing that

this pic has more pool than Sea World!

We need a pool for when kogasa manages to surprise someone, or the viewer.

siesta34 said:
now I wanna know about the hair color :b
blond + green = light blue(?)

It's a recessive gene from Yuuka's side.

I think this pic has asploded more heads than some of Ao Usagi's pics...

and that's saying something.

Dear God what did I just see

HOLY SHI- *BOOM*

Words can't express how surprised I am right now.
Good job, Kogasa.

I'm surprised!

Also, it's up to 7 pools now.

Ha ha, Kogasa surprised us through the fourth wall, so this counts in the Surprise! pool? Nice.

YOU WA SHOCK!!

mat_pom said:
YOU WA SHOCK!!

Thank you Ken

The thread of comment should ensure the child never goes hungry

Furikuriboy said:
this pic has more pool than Sea World!

I'm tempted to suggest a "More pool than Sea World" pool just to squeeze in a seventh pool now...

Speaking of which, what's the name of that pool that includes pics with epic amounts of comments? Does this qualify yet?

"When Umbrella Girls Mate"
It's all kinds of messed up.

This is the greatest thing in the history of forever.

pokerfaced said:
I'm tempted to suggest a "More pool than Sea World" pool just to squeeze in a seventh pool now...

There used to be one - "Deep in the Pools", I think. It got deleted because pools are about the images, not what the Danbooru community does with them.

Speaking of which, what's the name of that pool that includes pics with epic amounts of comments? Does this qualify yet?

"Comment Win", I think. It got deleted for the same reason as the above-mentioned lots-of-pools pool (it would have been about comments, not images), and also because it would encourage people spamming all sorts of crap in the comments in an attempt to get into the pool.

For the record, I think deleting both pools was completely the right thing to do.

Baneslave said:
Yukari: You should be one giving birth, Yuuka
Yuuka: I see, you are too old to give birth
Yukari: *Gets pregnant*

You owe me a new keyboard xD

...WOW.

owo

I am truly amazed.

UNDO!UNDO!UNDO!

CANNOT UNSEE!!!!

You know how disturbing this is when you have Hang in there, Kogasa-San http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2420

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Kogasa is in TH13 now, as well...
Isn't this just sliding higher and higher on the likeliness scale? OwO

The Youkai Moe title got passed down, didn't it? This is why.

Also, SURPRISE~

...

She could just have gapped her out...

Darkagma said:
...

She could just have gapped her out...

I- wait.. that could have worked... oh god, can't unsee.

Explain the tongue part.

well ... she finally surprised me, not really in a good way, but she did ._.

Garash said:
But she IS strong,
She's an extra stage midboss!

And now we know why!

WHAT THE HELL/FUCK IS THIS ?!!

OMG...How surprising...

Wait a sec, does this mean Kogasa is younger than Chen?

mindblown to the next dimension... =O

Mother of God.....

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Yukari Mugenkan wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Baneslave said:
Yukari: You should be one giving birth, Yuuka
Yuuka: I see, you are too old to give birth
Yukari: *Gets pregnant*

And now I imagine a comic where Yukari's instantaneous impregnation is accompanied by a hilariously unusual SFX. I'm thinking something along the lines of 'KA-PREGN!'

...

No, wait, that's terrible. :|

Rizkie said:
Wait a sec, does this mean Kogasa is younger than Chen?

Just imagine Kosaga calling her Chen-shama, it makes my heart stop for a moment.

I swear, I think every user in danbooru commented on this single page.

Managed to avoid it the first time around, but the "Suprise!" pool sorta ruins the...well...suprise :P

Could this be hilarious in hindsight considering Kogasa's role in ten desires?

Even though I knew Kogasa was in this image, I STILL got surprised at the end!!

gnome7 said:
Thank god Touhou powers are not hereditary or Kogasa would actually be terrifying.

I read a theory a while ago that interpreted "the power to surprise people" as "Kogasa can do anything, so long as it is surprising", which definitely puts her up there. (Their logic was better than my quick inference, but I cannot remember where it was)

HOLY--!!! *head goes asplode!*

legionoflulz said:
Could this be hilarious in hindsight considering Kogasa's role in ten desires?

Yuuka or Yukari needs to be confirmed as one of Kogasa's parents for it to count.

(Of course, this is official in my own biased Touhou canon.)

I...
Have no words to express my feeling toward this exept i think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOUori5V2qo this

The Kokasa surprise pool kind of ruined the surprise for me. OH WELL, still cute.

ZUN. I almost spit my rice.

Dun Dun DUUUUUUUNN!!!!!

Boy, that oughta makes more sense than the ending of NGE.

Youkai Christ! this got to be the the post with most comments ever on Danbooru

....Wha...What did I just...

...WUT? o___o

Wow, haha... this makes too much sense.

I know this is old but...F***! I'll never see Kogasa the same way again!

This must be made canon. I don't care how, but this must be canon. YukaYuuka is win, and this makes *WAY TOO MUCH SENSE*.

Two Eldar Youkai for parents = Kogasa will become a Phantasm Mid-Boss soon. >:3

THAT SURPRISED ME!

What a beautiful 'surprise' that all three gave us, Yuuka, Yukari, and Kogasa. This is still a beautiful story.

Well, I am genuinely suprised. I kept expecting Kogasa to pop out of nowhere during the child birth scene but then I see the eye colors and mind=blown

I have recently read Hang in There Kogasa! so when said Kogasa appeared after calling her two mothers... I... I was speechless... so... so... speechless...

You three have done a great job surprising me! *clap clap clap*

My jaw dropped...

In fact it's still open... *attempts to close it*

so many comments, I'm sure Kogasa cant overstate her satisfaction over this surprise

Oh My GOD! I'm laughing with surprise and fear. I.... just.... can't..... Think what she'll-*Head Explodes*

kounishin said:

There used to be one - "Deep in the Pools", I think. It got deleted because pools are about the images, not what the Danbooru community does with them.

"Comment Win", I think. It got deleted for the same reason as the above-mentioned lots-of-pools pool (it would have been about comments, not images), and also because it would encourage people spamming all sorts of crap in the comments in an attempt to get into the pool.

For the record, I think deleting both pools was completely the right thing to do.

I agree. Instead, is there a way to find extremely highly rated comments? Or at least, sort danbooru comments by its votes.

Considering Kogasa's role in Warugaki's newest story pool #11180, this is starting to make even more sense.

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PuT mE iN tHe ScReEnCaP gUiZ!!!!

"How does this relate to this being in the Kogasa surprise pool?"

I foolishly ask, not ready for the answer.

Better love story than twilight
Cried

13 years. Even after 13 years, alot of comments, some flame wars, heads exploded, brix shat and a new line of loving worship for Kogasa. This is still being loved, commented on and worshipped to this day. Good job. Few other fanarts on this site can boast the same. P.s i love the idea and yet fear seeing the two being overprotective parents.

I did not know what to expect, I'm at a loss of words.