Of all the places I expect to see Touhou...this was not one of them.

You hear a strange, constant sound from somewhere beyond your field of view, possibly coming from behind a hill nearby. The sound grows closer, and as you turn your head towards the hill you see a mass of figures cresting it. Dozens of figures begin to stream down the face of the slope, and the only sound that you hear before your demise is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh great, now I get that sudden urge to play Serious Sam again.