Well, Haruhi-Kamisama is my god, so I could hardly claim her for my wife... though I suppose there is a marriage there in a spiritual sense. ;)

After that, of the girls here I'd have to go with Chitanda Eru, so much in-your-face moe, so adorable.

But I'm noticing an absence of the Key series. What about my Kyou?

I would like Tamako Market so much more if they hadn't tried the top hat crap. That's just lame.

>Which is your wife?
Sakamoto-san.

Because a cat is fine too.

Which is your wife?

I don't see Teletha_Testarossa. Not interested.

Mugi for me.