I want to believe Koakuma is putting some sort of date rape drug in both of the tea cups.

Her wicked cold black heart is showing again.

小悪魔さんマジ小悪魔
こぁ「この強力下剤で今日こそ魔理沙さんを…」　
パ(…先に小悪魔に毒見させるか。)

強力下剤 = strong laxative, not exactly a "date rape" drug, unless you're into that.

Black_Gold_Saw said:
Her wicked cold black heart is showing again.

I dunno spiking Marisa's tea with such a thing as S1eth revealed is good and fair. Hell she might be doing it under orders from Patchouli. Fun to get a little payback

Due to the laws of comedic effect, there is an approximate 125% chance that Koakuma or Patchouli will end up drinking the spiked tea instead of anticipated recipient. The extra 25% represents the chance of both patchouli and Koakuma drinking laxative spiked tea somehow.

Evil Koakuma is canon.

Less evil more mischievous. Evil would require something slightly lethal.

...Do you know how the Devil is described?

saizo0070 said:
mischievous.

Ferrinic said:
Due to the laws of comedic effect, there is an approximate 125% chance that Koakuma or Patchouli will end up drinking the spiked tea instead of anticipated recipient. The extra 25% represents the chance of both patchouli and Koakuma drinking laxative spiked tea somehow.

Koa forgets she already spiked one cup and spikes the other. Marisa leaves without drinking anything, leaving two (2) cups of spiked tea and two (2) people to drink them.

The drop is going to turn Patchy into a Llama, and then she will have to go one a high comedy driven adventure to turn her self back.

Koa, you've got a little evil on your cheek. Other side, dearie. Oh, let me get that for you.

Neonie said:
The drop is going to turn Patchy into a Llama, and then she will have to go one a high comedy driven adventure to turn her self back.

Thank you. I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of the Emperor's New Groove when I saw this

Neonie said:
The drop is going to turn Patchy into a Llama, and then she will have to go one a high comedy driven adventure to turn her self back.

Fund it. Right now.

Neonie said:
The drop is going to turn Patchy into a Llama, and then she will have to go one a high comedy driven adventure to turn her self back.

"Hey, Koa, something wrong?"
"Err... The tea is a little... *PUFF* *PUFF* Cold"

saizo0070 said:
Less evil more mischievous. Evil would require something slightly lethal.

Iocane Powder?

Neonie said:
The drop is going to turn Patchy into a Llama, and then she will have to go one a high comedy driven adventure to turn her self back.

She'll team up with Letty Whiterock on her quest to get back to normal. And over the course of their quest, the two of them will go from being disgruntled and unwilling allies to the best of friends.

Wriggle said:
Heeelp me....heeeeeelp mee....heeelp me...AGH...too late...

Looking beautiful there,Koakuma>:D

Unfortunately, this leads to post #1105642
but with certain part of hope it can lead to post #887880

Best possible variant:
post #1075735