In the third panel, what's in Reimu's speech bubble seems to be real words, but it's written so sloppily that I can't tell for sure.
オウ!!? NoooOO!! My Bean!! My... BEeEAaaAAAnn!!!!How dare you do that to Reimu's bean!KA-Reimu, what's wrong? Is it your crotch...?! Was your crotch hit?!SQUISH*Shake*BLAM