This version is a corrected version of the earlier post. This page is taken from the actual doujin, with a color correction for Kyonko's cardigan in panel 3. The earlier post is linked as a child and all credit for the translation goes to the folks who translated it before.
Ohh, I get it, so she's using Kyon(♀) as a proxy for Kyonko.
Touch one person, but two people feel it... such a--such an obscene girls' puzzle!!...There needs to be bars in the way, or something like tempered glass.Ah!!huff, huffSurrounded by SynesthesiaNo matter how much Kyonko might refuse me...It's me!!
As in "I'm not a remote control!!"Don't violate me to use me as a remote control!!This is the greatest thing ever!! Kyon, you are such a dirty girl!!I realize now!!Yes... yes, that's right!I don't need to touch her in order to violate her!!Searching with positive thinking