Touma... boy if its something that I hope it is under Mikoto's skirt then you should have a different, more positive reaction.

As they say, 'Hope for the better, but expect the worst'. I certainly hope that's a...

Touma: ...still not following you.

Planeswalker817 said:
Touma: ...still not following you.

*takes out megaphone* She wants to fuck!

Touma:...Oh look! *looks up*
there are some birds flying!
Mikoto:....*looks up (for him)*
*touma runs away crying thinking about his life*

Considering Touma reconstructed more than half of his personal connections based entirely on context, interaction, and how people dress, he's not even half as bad as Shirou.