Please make sure to bring an insulin shot and extra handkerchiefs when you are about to cuddle with the Patchouli. We are not responsible for any sudden collapses due to excessive cuteness or massive loss of blood. Thank you.

T...too la...te for m...e *thud*

Damn you Hazuki, how many lives must you take before you're satisfied!?

Catchouli once visited Danbooru way
To find someone else with to play
But the meeting, I fear, lasted only till here.
For the rest D'AWWWed and died right away!
*splat*

^ Ain't enough internets out there for this bloke.

I do not have enough life for this attack!X_X