Baba!

Yuuka: 'ello! I wish to register a complain. It's about this Touhou figure I've just bought in this very boutique.

Kanako: Oh yes the famous PC-98 Mima, what's wrong with her?

Yuuka: I'll tell you what's wrong with her. She's dead, that's what wrong with her.

Kanako: What?

Yuuka: I've been askin' around, and nobody seemed to know who this figure is. She's stoned dead.

Kanako: Noooo, she's probably pinning for the fjords.

Yuuka: She's not pinin'! She's passed on! This Touhou is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet 'er maker! She's a late Touhou! She's a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! If ZUN hadn't hinted 'er in the new games she'd be pushing up the daisies! She's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-TOUHOU!!

Kanako: Well, I'd better replace it, then. Here is a Taoism Ghost Figure (takes out Tojiko).

Pure internet gold.

Also, kouma gets an internet.

I never thought I'd see the day that this happened. All I need now is a Red Dwarf thing. Then it can begin.

JakeBob said:
I never thought I'd see the day that this happened. All I need now is a Red Dwarf thing. Then it can begin.

I second this. I second this hard.

I'm having a hell of a hard time figuring out who's who lol. About the only one I can figure out is John Cleese hahaha.

Ryvian said:
I'm having a hell of a hard time figuring out who's who lol.

Umm...am I right?

Left to right, back row:
Graham Chapman = Yagokoro Eirin
Eric Idle = Yakumo Yukari
Terry Gilliam = Saigyouji Yuyuko
Front row:
Terry Jones = Hijiri Byakuren
John Cleese = Kazami Yuuka
Michael Palin = Yasaka Kanako

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/Flyingcircus_2.jpg

Chapman/Eirin is actually awfully appropriate, since Chapman was a trained physician. I wonder whether the artist was aware...