You shouldn't rely on that crap to entertain guests.

Eh!?

So, uhh...

You wanna play shiritori...?

Oh gosh, how do I entertain them now...?

Why don't you try our special hat? It'll make you happy!

Ah, just the kind of thing you'd see at a theme park.

How does wearing that make you happy?

This hat emits unique mind control waves, you see.