Man. Those filthy furfags deserved their death by desu.

This is made of win and god.

I'm not sure if this is incredbly wrong or incredbly awsome.

Longcat banner wins, though.

I am the long of my cat DESU.
Dolljoints is my body and fire is my creed DESU.
I have trolled over nine thousand DESU.
Unknown to Habbos DESU,
Nor known to Gaston.
Have withstood B&s to close many pools DESU.
Yet these hands will never create original content DESU.
So, as I spam, my mom got scared and said
'You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cat was rare,
But I thought Nah forget it, "Yo homes to Bel Air."

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,
Time to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

wth does desu even mean??

To be, or not to be. That is the question
For whether 'tis nobler to
endure endnure the slings and arrows
of outrageous fortune,
or to shuffle off this mortal coil,
and thereby end it.

--Horribly munged up

Shakespeare is rolling in his grave.

...You all have made my night. Thank you.
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....desu.

Suffer not the heretic to live desu!