Ever just had one of those moments in your life where you just knew, things were not going to end well?

Krugger said:
Ever just had one of those moments in your life where you just knew, things were not going to end well?

Like the time Link's killing attack got effortlessly blocked and then got his ass kicked by a cyan colored transvestite?

Link's left handed. That's the problem.

inb4 "It's to accommodate for the Wii remote and right handed players."

Yeah I know but to me it takes a bit from the character, how many other vidya characters do you know whom are left handed?

nikou said:
Link's left handed. That's the problem.

Gonna be kinda disappointing when the next iterations of Link will be all right-handed even though the Wii U tablet handles more like a traditional controller. Even the Zelda demo on the Wii U had Twilight Princess's Link right-handed.

Honestly, it's like they took away Mario's hat.

Bustelo said:
Gonna be kinda disappointing when the next iterations of Link will be all right-handed even though the Wii U tablet handles more like a traditional controller. Even the Zelda demo on the Wii U had Twilight Princess's Link right-handed.

That could just be them using the TP version of the game since it had some other minor touch-ups (texture resolution from what I heard), with the handedness just being inconvenient baggage.

someone didn't attack at the right angle...

nikou said:
Link's left handed. That's the problem.

inb4 "It's to accommodate for the Wii remote and right handed players."

Yeah I know but to me it takes a bit from the character, how many other vidya characters do you know whom are left handed?

My Monster Hunter Tri character is left-handed!

foreignreign said:
My Monster Hunter Tri character is left-handed!

I'm assuming your a lefty though.

Girahim is certainly looking FABULOOOOUS here...

Bustelo said:
Gonna be kinda disappointing when the next iterations of Link will be all right-handed even though the Wii U tablet handles more like a traditional controller. Even the Zelda demo on the Wii U had Twilight Princess's Link right-handed.

Honestly, it's like they took away Mario's hat.

They've been taking away from Link, and the entire Legend of Zelda Story every since Ocarina of Time.

- Legendary Hero -> Hero of Time
- Sword of Evil's Bane -> Blue handled NERF bat
- Link having no voice -> Link having worst possible voice
- Link having Hazel/brown hair green eyes -> Link having blonde hair and blue eyes
- Link being a traveler from outside Hyrule - Link being Peter motherfucking bangarang Pan
- Silver Arrows that killed Gannon -> Light arrows that blind Gannon.
- Full Hearts shooting sword -> What the fuck is that.
- Semi serious story line with rich history - Saturday Morning cartoon
- Infuriatingly tough puzzles and dungeons - Something a 10 year old can beat in 2 days.

The "Legend" of Zelda went from being something like Tolkien to that of Lewis Carroll many years ago, with NO sign of returning to the Golden Days.