"'I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to!' Elvis said that! And I'd say he knows a little bit more about rock 'n' roll than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him on the stage of honor!"

UNLESS IT'S A CLUB!

"playin' guitar's a good job, mate."

kthxbai said:
"'I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to!' Elvis said that! And I'd say he knows a little bit more about rock 'n' roll than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him on the stage of honor!"

"Then he used his contract money to buy two of every animal on earth and then he herded them onto a boat...and beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'. Unless it's a farm!

Edit:

Ui = Soldier
Yui = Pyro

because Pyroland = desserts = cakes.

YUIvison: mugi's eyebrows are made of... stuff.