He probably doesn't even need to eat.

I confess: I sometimes do the same thing.
In my defense, garlic bread is awesome. Tasty, AND it keeps the customers away from you without you having to lie about having a flu.

Equi_libriste said:

He probably doesn't even need to eat.

i think it's less a question of needing to eat, and more one of being able to even taste stuff

Equi_libriste said:

He probably doesn't even need to eat.

Mayhem-Chan said:

i think it's less a question of needing to eat, and more one of being able to even taste stuff

He just enjoys the sensation of chewing

I am guilty of eating a bag of croutons by itself. Not one shred of remorse either, they have a good crunch.

Croutons make good snacks, like garlic bread but crunchier. And they can still go on salad too!