This picture here is the best part of Joint Assault. Taking out Sulejmani's stupid future plane in a 60 year old fighter is the perfect revenge for having to deal with his "I'm better than you despite losing while cheating my ass off" shit for the entire game.

My Honor My Pride My Life!!!!

Hell, the Zeke and the hellcat are both really suited for that, as finely tuned they have a better mobility score than the Varcolac, and they rely on Guns, which Suckface there can't just go "Screw you, I dodge!' to.

Ashsaber2 said:
Hell, the Zeke and the hellcat are both really suited for that, as finely tuned they have a better mobility score than the Varcolac, and they rely on Guns, which Suckface there can't just go "Screw you, I dodge!' to.

Arael said:
This picture here is the best part of Joint Assault. Taking out Sulejmani's stupid future plane in a 60 year old fighter is the perfect revenge for having to deal with his "I'm better than you despite losing while cheating my ass off" shit for the entire game.

I take it Sulejmani isn't no Yellow 13?

NoelTouchdown said:
I take it Sulejmani isn't no Yellow 13?

No, he is not. He is a downright bastard with no care for his squad, and he cheats. Outright Cheats.

During certain fights he will spontaneously gain Pixy's final showdown plot armour and shrug off clear hits with no damage, with no real indication of when he's vulnerable or not (excluding one fight). At other times (read; most) he will pull the 'fuck physics flip', in which he will suddenly seem to be liberated from inertia and momentum by stopping dead, doing a roll that takes him several hundred meters upwards and sideways to avoid your missiles, then move on as if nothing had ever happened.

Plus during the final showdown, as he rambles off his ENTIRE backstory, he is totally invincible. In multiplayer this can manifest as four players in super-planes (ie; Falken, Fenrir, Forneus, X-02 Wyvern)doing lazy loops around him, waiting for that final line that indicates he's dropped God-mode, at which point he goes down like a chump, if he doesn't sodomize physics again first.

Yes, he isn't exactly the best Ace Combat Villain. The only memorable thing about him is his overdone acting during the finale.

IT'S THE TEACHER!