Here's your tea, sir.

Huh?

There's a hair floating in the tea...

Well, aren't you a lucky guy! That doesn't happen very often!

That's considered lucky? Who would've thunk...

WHOA

Whoa! That's some crazy good luck there!!

AA!!

Let's play Russian Roulette!!

You'd win for sure!!

H u h!?

Oh, look! There's also a tea stalk here!