Are you absolutely certain it's about water bottles? I mean, what the shit?
"Fluffy-Mikoto's hot water bottle set" on sale =Fluffy Mikoto (me) will be useless. I will be unwanted.Kamijoufluffy~rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rubAm I so unsatisfying!?Uh?Did you call me?tap tap tapSo cwuel! sob sobBut I'm so fluffy!Right!?Atchoo~You dummy...!Fluffy-Mikoto's hot water bottle setAaah, I feel so cold. Let's go to bed, Biribiri.Oh, a "Fluffy-Mikoto's hot water bottle"...These new goods are awesome!nya!KamijouI can't understand very well, but I don't think that Kamijou ever got tired of you.Ever!Please become my hot water bottle!ba-dumpA fluffy hot water bottle...