"what" indeed.

Why are nearly all of the iosys advertisements awesome beyond belief?

who the hell makes these there funny haha

does it need to have a point to be cool?

Just because you don't surf 2chan enough nor understand Japanese enough to see the point, doesn't mean it doesn't have a point.

2ch != 2chan

"itteyoCD" is the worst and best pun ever :D

That..... Was..... Intense.

Anonymous said:
2ch != 2chan

No.

Requesting translation. Here's the transcript of it:
右よし
左よし
逝ってよし
age進行

ギーコギーコ
モーナモーナ
ギーコギーコ
モーナモーナ

駄スレ立て
悦に入ってる
自己満足厨

逝ってよし

創作力なし
意志薄弱
コピペ厨

逝ってよし

sage進行
無視してageる
ろくでなし

逝ってよし

おっぱいおっぱい
そればっか
ワクテカ君

逝ってよし

IDおんなじ
初心者丸出し
自作自演

逝ってよし

見飽きてる
エログ業者の
宣伝トラバ

逝ってよし

ブラクラウィ
ルスグロ画像
バーボンハウス

逝ってよし

ナイスな2
駄スレを復活
良スレに

ageてよし

この板の住人に　なってから早三年
テンプレをまとめるのも　手馴れたもんさ
スレの流れを読め厨房ども
初心者は半年ROMりな

Copying (incomplete) translation here from Hongfire.

Right is good
Left is good
(Your) Death is good
Bumping in progress (Setting your replies so it bumps the thread)

Giko Giko
Mona Mona
Giko Giko
Mona Mona

Putting up a useless thread
Being happy
Self-satisfaction addict

(Your) Death is good

No creativity
No will
Copy-paste addict

(Your) Death is good

Unbump in progress
Ignores that and bumps
Worthless idiot

(Your) Death is good

Boobies boobies
Only that
Excited idiot

(Your) Death is good

Same ID
Shows your noobness
One-man show

(Your) Death is good

Tired of seeing
H-Game maker's
Trackback spam

(Your) Death is good

---cut---

So that's IOSYS before Touhou

Quess said:

Copying (incomplete) translation here from Hongfire.

A later poster on the same Hongfire thread translated the last paragraph:

I've been posting in this board
for 3 years already
and I'm used to composing templates
Read the way this thread is going idiots
and newcomers
go read-only for half a year.