From The Whitest Kids U' Know, season 4, episode 1:
Clerk: "You're gonna rip your dick off." Guy: "What?" *drops vacuum* "What?" Clerk: "If you stick your dick in this vacuum cleaner and turn it on, you're gonna rip your dick off."
Marisa vacuum cleaner!Marisa's mouth...*airflow*Good grief.Jeez...She put a bunch of kiss marks...all over me.The constant-suction...complete...The suction opening is...rrrrrrrrrrrrIt's finally...