I like to think the translations tapered off as the translator got too horny to bother.
HAH.
No ulterior motive*twitch**slide**ta-daa**twitch*Being this close means that I can't see anything, and that I can wash your front well.Okay, allow me to start washing from your front... I will just get a little closer...Aahn. Please don't try to wriggle away. I can't wash you properly this way.I will try to finish this as quickly as possible, so please bear with me.*shock**squeeze*No ulterior motive whatsoever.*squeeze**squeeze*...No, it's alright, even from behind...What? Just the back?...ah!Please, let me do it.Is the water temperature okay? ...Alright...th...then....umI will do my utter best, so...C...can I wash your body?