ZeroSpace said: Step 1)Get high Step 2)Fake Broken arm Step 3)Reject lover's help Step 4)??? Step 5)Profit!
You should die for that.... but I still laughed
And...Yep, this a Glamourose, no mistake.FretMarisa...I said some terrible things!No...Wh-what, what is it!? Is the pollen still workin' on you? You feelin' emotionally unstable, Alice!?ThffFretI'm so sorry!Wow, imagine you gettin' taken in by something like this, Alice!See, check the stamen here.DripHa...The Glamourose's a powerful poison that attracts animals with its pretty appearance and scent.
Humans and even some youkai who inhale the pollen get all mentally insecure, an' in some cases suffer some nasty auditory 'n' visual hallucinations.Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!T' be sure, so long as you don't pull off the petals, y' can't see it 'til the thing withers, so it's hard t' tell from a regular rose.It's got a purple-speckled primine that looks like it's wrapped 'round the nucellus. No, that's not a typo for "nucleus"....thank you for caring.