After countless attempts, I finally pulled Summer Dorothea from Fire Emblem Heroes, and my heart raced. Her stunning artwork and playful demeanor captured my imagination instantly.

As I watched her dance in the game, I couldn’t help but dream of what it would be like to spend a day with her in real life. I envisioned us on a beach, building sandcastles and having sex under the sun as the waves splashed around us.

Determined to make my fantasy a reality, I decided to throw a summer-themed party. I decorated my place with bright colors, played music, and even prepared Dorothea's favorite snacks.

As my friends arrived, I joked about my "special guest," but deep down, I hoped the energy of the night would somehow summon her spirit.

In that moment, I realized that while she might just be a character in a game, the joy she inspired in me was very much real. And who knows? Maybe one day, I'd find someone as enchanting as her to share those summer adventures with.

-True story of a Dorothea Connoisseur.

^I obviously didn't write that one 😂