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initially you think this is bad for one reason but then you think about it for awhile then realize its bad for another

what about chouzu you douche!

....

What the hell?

WTF?

...But can she fight?

Mind = blown

Is this one of those situations when somebody is supposed to respond with "nande ya nen"?

For some reason, I can completely picture him as a lolicon.

Maybe it's Chaotzu. (sp?) >_>

yeah your not alone on that thought. but then again he did have a relationship i think with Lunch so it's sort of debatable whether he could be or not.

Eh? I thought he was gay for Yamcha.

but he tried to run away from lunch.

so it would be correct to say he is also a lolicon

I thought he was gay so instead he's a pedo?
Well this explains his hanging out with Chaotzu.

He's not a pedo, ya jerk. This is just fan art. It's not canon.
And Chaotzu is an emperor whom Tien has sworn to protect. That's why Tien is always looking after Chaotzu.