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全国心理咨询/危机干预机构电话号码索引： https://xinli.buct.edu.cn/_upload/article/files/d1/86/58119f32496fb1e0e7b64d368a1e/b6b8a434-274d-41fd-b88e-e0bbdf430944.pdf
这些服务应该是匿名的，所以在你需要的时候请务必向他们寻求帮助。不要觉得你的事情就只是“这点破事”- 如果切实对你造成了影响，那么你就应该寻求合理的帮助。
如果打不通/等待时间过长/你觉得对面是个傻逼/向你询问过于详细的个人信息，请挂断并且换下一家拨打。

List of emergency mental consulting services:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines
the list is incomplete, just be aware that these services do exist and you can seek help from them :)
They should be antonymous, so don't be afraid to call them- if it's creating problems for you, it's a reason more than sufficient to justify calling. Do seek proper help afterwards as advised if needed tho.

对话主要是玩邦联梗=。=
一些比较好翻译的对话：
秘书对话：“*轻哼迪克西的土地*”
“共产党，北佬，移民......他么没有任何区别......”
（誓约后）“我细调了一下这把枪，晚点想去靶场一起打几枪吗？”
技能：“试试这个！北佬......我是说，共匪！”
“你的免费医保这次可救不了你！”
大破：“我的州权......”

A few selected quotes:

Acquisition: "Wake the fuck up commander, we've got federals to shoot!"

Secretary: "*Hums Dixie's land*"

"Commies, federals, immigrants...... they are all the same."

"Hey! No touching! This is a Christian server!"

Post-Oath: "I tinkered with the gun a bit, wanna go try it out together at the ranger after this?"

Oath: "Years of blood, sweat, tears, cursing and ungodly amount of alcohol...... won't be able to get this done without you, commander. Here's the keys to my gun safe...... and my room."

T-Doll Produced: "What's her doing? Where is she from?"

Skill activation: "Eat this, Yankee...... I mean, Commie!"

"How's that free health insurance doing for you now?"

Heavily damaged: "Muh state rights......"

Victory: "Checkmate! Lincolnites!