The legendary technique:
Big Boobie Blade Blocker!

It's only natural that a sword would lose to a sheathe.

She's keeping that blade now. He won't be able to pull it free.

We're getting creative with the allegories now.

Gives new meaning to the word "cleavage".

NegativeSoul said:

She's keeping that blade now. He won't be able to pull it free.

"...whoso pulleth out this sword of this [boobies], is rightwise king born of all England."

creaothceann said:

Gives new meaning to the word "cleavage".

"...whoso pulleth out this sword of this [boobies], is rightwise king born of all England."

Voluptous women boobjobing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical erotic ceremony.

And then she presses them together to break the blade.

Pergamon said:

Voluptous women boobjobing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical erotic ceremony.

"Who are you that is so wise in the ways of Tawawa political science?"

Steak said:

It's only natural that a sword would lose to a sheathe.

You should see post #34881