I translated Sakuya's first line to the best of my abilities, but I'm fairly certain it's not coherent Japanese in the first place. If anyone has a better translation, feel free.
I nearly DIED laughing when Patchy vomited blood at the thought.
Friends with Remi, what!? (vomits blood)I'll bring the tea or something right away, soSorry about this, Cirno.Everyone's acting weird......Is it really that unlikely for me?You don't have many friends, huh...Welcome.
It is said in an extremely formal manner She's friends with that sadist!?Ehhhhhh?Lady Patchouli!?please go inside and feel at home, Miss Cirno.Ahahaha...Ee hee hee hee,
friends, friends! ♡Whew...