sorry, Kaguya, the futon had the marriage annuled and has now filed a restraining order.

The Futon was having an affair with the Kotatsu.

There was a woman that married the Berlin Wall. So....

Why do I feel like hugging her and start crying?

I feel the sadistic urge to burn that futon just to see what would happen

Kaguya! you're hiding something aren't you!

"Till death do us part..."
And she doesn't die~

lastsinz said:
"Till death do us part..."
And she doesn't die~

The futon will die before her.
And, if she get bored of it, she can kill it.
Watanagashi is the perfect excuse for futon-killers.

That damn thing is getting washed, and that's final! It stinks.

dimanoch said:
That damn thing is getting washed, and that's final! It stinks.

If that's the issue just throw in Kaguya too, she's immortal and could use a cleaning.

...but...but that's just cruel. What of us? What of our needs? No matter what you or anyone else says me and the futon were meant for each other.

Let it go or you're both going into the washing machine.