Basically, you get caught on a Monday your ass is grass.

But if you catch her on a Friday you might have a chance.

NegativeSoul said:

Basically, you get caught on a Monday your ass is grass.

But if you catch her on a Friday you might have a chance.

She's probably tired out by the end of the week because of something else that's already soft :D

NegativeSoul said:

Basically, you get caught on a Monday your ass is grass.

But if you catch her on a Friday you might have a chance.

Is that an actual saying IRL? Because it really does sound like one.

MarqFJA87 said:

Is that an actual saying IRL? Because it really does sound like one.

"your ass is grass" is a phrase from Goodmorning Vietnam!, which originally go like this.
- "Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower!" which is just expressing absolute rage and threatening the other party, mowing him down like grass.

The rest is coincidentally, fitting it like it's an actual whole saying as a set, but they are not.