This is actually a parody of a Japanese cooking show called "3-Minute Cooking". I wonder if there's enough pictures to justify a tag.
throw it on Argath!*SPLAT*Then, for the finishing touch, take the piping hot soup and...Noble Argath's...Three Minute Cooking!The item on today's menu is... pea soup!How unsuitable for the palate of a noble such as I, Argath!All right, now I'll explain about the ingredients and how to make it!It's the Commoner Miluda andThree Minute Cooking*stab*Urgh...The ingredients are:
peas
water
...and that's it!Put the peas and water into a pot however you like, stir them around and let them simmer, and it should be OK ♥Hmph! "Pea soup," you say?The Finishing Touch Is...