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I'm guessing that three of those band-aids were precautionary.

I think she misunderstood the 'Naked Apron' concept...

.....Or she rolled a natural 1 on her 'Get dressed' skill, 'cause that thing's on backwards.

There's so much wrong here that's it's gone recursively right.

All I can hope is that not all of those bandaids are covering knife cuts.