New pool: Disgustingly adorably evil?

I can imagine an adorably evil pool being successful.

Adorabloodthirsty

mmm...crunchy chicks

Chicks below: I'M FREEEE!!!

for a second there, I thought it was the mascot of a cereal I used to eat.

Can you imagine this in a kids story book like Alice in Wonder-...scratch that, already done. Bugger.