Now that is one helluva pickup line

Of course, it's Marisa. I'm sure she has some other classy pickup lines in store for Reimu.

Brings new perspective to the "lesbian trapped in a man's body"?

Wouldn't this be a "man trapped in a lesbian's body"?

Who wouldn't swoon when hearing Marisa's smooth talk?

The japanese seem to have a talent for stupid lines like this. I think my mind went blank for a second after I read it...

Marisa said:
That's fine, I have dick in my heart...

Whip it out!

Sounds painful

O god.....

Marisa said:
That's fine, I have dick in my heart...

oh god, that line kills me. I need to go breathe now

Stop giving guro drawers ideas, Marisa.

...I am officially loving this "quotable dialogue" pool.

So Yuki was referencing this 4koma in SubaHibi?

one. cut a hole in the heart.
two. put your dick in the heart.
three. make her open the heart.
and thats the way you do it.
its a dick in a heart.

I myself would suggest a doctor for that problem...

Oh, Marisa, you raging lesbian.

I agree with Reimu "That's not Fine!"

"'Thank God!' I ejaculated from my very heart." — Dr. John Watson, The Sign of the Four

「心のちんちん」 is more like "a mental dick", if anything.

When I saw the title of this song, I remembered this comic, somehow...