I'm takin' the top spot right now, friend! This is how it was from the start, ze! Woooehhhh-oooehhhh! You're undigestible hairballs, ze! Just you watch, Reimu, I'm gonna be Kourin's bride!Ooh, pleasant, pleasant. If I win a race that seems made for me, then I'll be taking Rinnosuke-san.Perfect formNice to be 8 heads tallAaah! And contender Kirisame Super Marisa World barges onto the scene!!Well, the unbelievable Morichika Rinnosuke Contest's chaos race is finally about to begin! Covering this live is yours truly, the fruit-loving Kochiya Sanae, with commentary by the Scarlet Devil Mansion's perfect and elegant chief maid guy, Miss Izayoi Sakuya! Over to you, chief guy!SshheeoomA Glico bonus!Now let's introduce the competitors! First up is the favorite for this rally, the wonderful armpit shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine who's been looking slutty recently, Hakurei Tsunde-Reimu!It's what's written in the script!Here's Gensokyo's fastest gossip columnist, Uzeemaru, and the dark horse of this event, Komeiji Glico Koishi!The first person to reach Kourindou will be the winner. The winner will be awarded Morichika Rinnosuke for one year. We'd like to take this time to thank Kourindou shop master Morichika Rinnosuke for cheerfully providing the prize!The starter, Miss Onozuka Kyan!, has readied the pistol! This battle is just about to start!ShhffSsszzYay!Anyone who's called me "Chief PAD", get over here. I've just taken off my sarashi, since it was getting tight.Yaaay!Okay, on your marks...Glico!You're getting an infinite donations penalty after this! No arguments, just do it! The second sentence is a line taken from "Donations♥Please (お賽銭♥ちょうだい)".TOOMEhh?Okay, all you self-styled danmaku maidens, wipe off that drool. You're looking disgraceful to the man you love!SSo I'm headin' off first, ze!
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