Hazama, you troll.
When I said "Go fuck yourself", I wasn't being literal!

He's a troll, taking things literally is one of the many ways he does his job.

Hazeama...the ultimate narcissist. So in love with himself, that were it possible, he'd fuck himself...which he is now about to do.

Do we have a pool for epic trolling action? If not, we need one.

Actually, I think they're more likely to stab each other in the throat. Yes, Hazama is such a giant, evil dick that he'd even seduce, betray and brutally murder his own female clone. You know he would.