Bible of the T H I C C thighs;
On the first day God said, "Let there be Thighs"; and there were Thighs. And God divided the right Thigh from the left Thigh; and God saw both Thighs, that they were good, because they were T H I C C.
On the second day God said, "Let there be a buttocks that can hold these Thighs together". Thus God made the buttocks, and divided the right cheek from the left cheek; and it was so. And they were good, because they were T H I C C.
On the third day God said, "Let there be "Taco" between those cheeks"; and it was so. And God saw that it was good, and slapped those cheeks, because they were T H I C C.
On the fourth day God said, "Let there be knees under T H I C C Thighs, and shins, and feet"; and it was so. And God called them legs. And God saw that they were good, because now T H I C C thighs can walk and step on you.
On the fifth day God said, "Let there be belly, and chest, and shoulders, and arms, and face; and let two big tiddies hang from there"; and it was so. And God saw that they were good, but not as good as Thighs. Then God saw Thighs that He had made, and indeed they were very good.
On the Sixth day God blessed T H I C C thighs, saying, "Step on bodies of those who deserve, sit on faces of those who deserve, choke those who deserve. You are my greatest creation and I relish from you".
Those T H I C C thighs were finished. And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had done, and He rested between T H I C C thighs. Then God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it, because in it He rested between T H I C C thighs.