Breaking the 4th wall just got dangerous...

she doesnt like yahoo

You are about to die, scream if you must

I know Flandre's popularity spreads like a virus, but this is both ridiculous and dangerous...

Even the computer screen is bleeding...

The scarlet screen of death

Well Flandre can break everything

I guess this is the price you pay for using Explorer.

My screen hurts.

Guess Yukari's gotta rival in breaking borders... Or maybe a disaster...

Best. Wallpaper. Ever.

Warning, Virus Flantroga.jpg has destroyed the quarantine box. CPU and Harddisk are currently dying and cannot response. The special defense squad "Screen" is holding her back but not for long. We found no way to defeat her. Asking the Clip is useless. Resistance is now futile as your antivirus is not capable of defeating such a cutie monstrous virus and we will not. Last wall of defense falling...repeat...last wall of defense falling...incoming transmission from Microsoft Clip:

"It looks like you're about to die...want some help...?"

Strg + Alt + Entf ...
Argh! I can't close 666FS.exe and now my computer ain't responding anymore. Somebody HEL*pichun*

This is what happens when you play Easy mode for too long.

PARTRONER said:
This is what happens when you play Easy mode for too long.

Brrr. If it was Rumia...
*play in Normal mode for the first time*

Calm down, Flan just wants to play.... *pichun*

It came. Suddenly. Unexpectedly. I came home from school one day and started up my usual internet browsing shenanigans. Then... I heard it.

"Onii-chan~ I wanna play with you~ We're always separated by this dumb screen, but now I figure, why don't I just SMASH this screen. We can play forever and ever and ever onii-chan. Just give me a few more seconds~"

Someone whispered. The voice was garbled, as if it was being run through a broken set of speakers. Suddenly cracks. Blood. SHE appears like a haunting after image, slowly gaining clarity. A girl whose name I know all too well. Her twisted smile becoming all the more real. Fear grips my body as I try to scream, yet no sound resonates from my throat, no blood curdling scream or girlish shriek. For what sound could come out of a throat that is no longer there?

If anyone can broke inside surely someone could break outside, somehow it alter this...

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Flame_the_Fox said:
It came. Suddenly. Unexpectedly. I came home from school one day and started up my usual internet browsing shenanigans. Then... I heard it.

"Onii-chan~ I wanna play with you~ We're always separated by this dumb screen, but now I figure, why don't I just SMASH this screen. We can play forever and ever and ever onii-chan. Just give me a few more seconds~"

Someone whispered. The voice was garbled, as if it was being run through a broken set of speakers. Suddenly cracks. Blood. SHE appears like a haunting after image, slowly gaining clarity. A girl whose name I know all too well. Her twisted smile becoming all the more real. Fear grips my body as I try to scream, yet no sound resonates from my throat, no blood curdling scream or girlish shriek. For what sound could come out of a throat that is no longer there?

this sounds like a great day, after all is she's real then so is Remi.

DHYohko said:
this sounds like a great day, after all is she's real then so is Remi.

Remilia said:
Ufufufu...keikaku doori!

I think we need the Hakurei Shrine Crisis Resolution Specialist Team STAT!

Hey, don't cut yourself, young lady...

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I'd hate to know what her hands must feel like right now.

... it was damn worth it.

you know, i had a dream/nightmare (however you see it) that went like this picture once.

Namele5s said:
you know, i had a dream/nightmare (however you see it) that went like this picture once.

Oh? What happened at the end?

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs

Byakugan01 said:
Oh? What happened at the end?

i died. on a side note:
"Now i become death, destroyer of worlds." that's what goes through my head when ever i look at this now.

Turn the monitor around
Push it against the wall

You know, if you'd asked I would pry open the monitor for you

Flan: Onii-chan asobu

scary

ESCAPE PATTERN THETA!
CANDLEJACK!
SO LONG, SU

This is what happens when you pirate Touhou.

The question is now:
A)Run Like Hell
B)Let Flandere snuggle with you

Im with B >:3

Lexes said:
The question is now:
A)Run Like Hell
B)Let Flandere snuggle with you

Im with B >:3

Either one gets you splattered on the wall. B) just gets it done sooner.

killerion said:
Either one gets you splattered on the wall. B) just gets it done sooner.

Well, at least die happy instead of dying in fear

I dunno. I'd be pretty scared if I saw her coming through my computer screen.

REACH FOR THE GUN! REACH FOR THE GUN! TOO LATE RUN!

Run Bill run!!

Run or shoot? RUN OR SHOOT?

ROMaster2 said:
Run or shoot? RUN OR SHOOT?

Both!

*quickly hits the reset button on the computer, and for good measure, unplugs the computer from the wall*

Now I know why some people turn into Luddites.

Times like this make me want to be a xenomorph so vamps can't drink my acid blood, But this is flandre so im boned any way D:

Step 1: Cut power to screen.
Step 2: If step 1 failed, cut power to computer.
Step 3: If step 2 failed, you're shit outta luck...

Friend:Hey what're you doin?
Me: Using the internet...
Friend: Hey what's that dot?
Me:What do- OH SH-
Friend:Oh My God, What the hell is that thing?!?!
Me:*grabs friend* This is a Crisis Situation, You are no longer my friend, just a shield.

Shield: Wait, what do you mean by that?
Me:*tosses shield locks door*
Shield: Dude great joke now help m-
Muffled voice: Onii-chan~
Me: Hello?
Shield: Hey, your actually kinda OH MY GOD MY F**KIN LEG.
*bones snapping splattering agonizing screams*
Me: *salutes and awaits impending death*

Before you die you see Flandre.

we shouldnt rate this one "safe"
lets rate it "dangerous"

Okay Flan, just calm down...just take it easy, oka-OH GOD.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHMYG-*splattering noises*
My blood! She...she punched out ALL my blood!

Looks like the Touhou Version of The lady at the well going to the TV, guys... O_O

Namele5s said:
you know, i had a dream/nightmare (however you see it) that went like this picture once.

Byakugan01 said:
Oh? What happened at the end?

fox_qnoqxp said:
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs

The sequence....my god. XD

This is the part where I realize that if she can come out, I can go in!
*Leaps past Flandre into my Ten Desires shortucut; does Thriller with Yoshika*

manonthe3up said:

ESCAPE PATTERN THETA!
CANDLEJACK!
SO LONG, SU

damn Your safe now. The rest of us are still gonna die. Well I guess I'll take the easy way out and taunt.

*Pulls out a Grenade and activates it*

C'mere, pumpkin

I really love this, I wonder if the artist has one for windows 8

Fourth Wall Breaches are not fun.

Unless it's Flandre breaching the Fourth Wall.

Then, it is very fun.

Imma using laptop, folks, so I am not afraid much. SLAM!!!

manonthe3up said:

ESCAPE PATTERN THETA!
CANDLEJACK!
SO LONG, SU

That is a great escape plan. Just don't hope he has to charter a bus for that.

(He takes a "Cyanide" capsule, bites it, and dies in seconds)

I feel like my computer is trying to tell me something.