My name is Flandre Scarlet. I'm 495 years old. My house is in the centre of Gensokyo, where all the fairies are, and I am not married. I work as a NEET for the Scarlet Devil Mansion. I don't drink tea, but I occasionally drink blood. I'm in bed by 6 AM, and make sure I get fourteen hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm blood and doing about twenty minutes of destruction before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until nighttime. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress at noon. I was told there were nothing but issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a loli vampire who wishes to destroy utterly everything within a 20 kilometer radius of my house. I take care to explode my enemies. That is how I deal with Gensokyo, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.