Blasphemy!

Wiki it, Haruhi!

Problem, Haruhi?

well,Kyon's in trouble...

...or he'll become a member of the A team.

Itsuki as Face-Man
Nagato is Mr.T

Kyon is Murdock until he is forced to be John instead at which point it's taken over by Tsuruya
Mikuru is the girl of the week
and Haruhi as herself

Three years ago, a space-time anomaly disrupted the everyday workings of the world. These people promptly detached from their closely-guarded groups to the Kita High School underground. Today, still wanted by the many factions, they survive as ordinary high school students. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The SOS-dan.

Astana said:
Three years ago, a apace-time anomaly disrupted the everyday workings of the world. These people promptly detached from their closely-guarded groups to the Kita High School underground. Today, still wanted by the many factions, they survive as ordinary high school students. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The SOS-dan.

I love you.