you just keep on trying to crack that shell mijumaru

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Alright, I'll be the first to say it.

It reminds me of that video with the Kangaroo.:

Someone...fix this translation... Even looking up the words in the dictionary, I still have no clue how it's supposed to translate...

Wow, nice use of game mechanics.

Soooo... that makes Mijumaru a masochist, lolicon, AND exhibitionist (come on, we all know what that "shell" looks like)?