This is Little Nuns, Duck
And I'm a capitalist buck
This rap will not be overlooked
But now I'm cashing it in with luck
No wonder all of the older nuns without truck
Are probably havin' a fit and go nut
Cuz I'm a capital little nun on this rug
And you're my capital duck

https://youtu.be/bpaapLI0ozY

As an aside, the cards for all the monastery's residents are available on Diva's website.