But if everyone is short, then wouldn't nobody be short?

The ways of heaven is not something a lowly mortal, much less one without a soul, can simply question. REPENT!
-Acolyte of the Diminuta coven

never thought I'd actually find a religion I'm willing to adopt

But... but what of us of mid-tier height? Too tall to be accepted by the vertically challenged, too short to fit with lanklets. Where are we to find our succor?

All we need to round this out are six squirrels, a robe and a ring of levitation.

The vertically challenged order includes short big titted variety, asking for a friend.