Damnit, you useless trainer, you should care more about your Pokemon. Your Blastoise has moss growing on his shell, for god´s sake!

He looks piss off

now THIS is the true Blastoise! Full of win

This is why I always choose Squirtle.

Hydro Cannons don't kill people, blastoise mother fuckers with Hydro Cannons kill people

Am I the only one who sees Bowser in this if the shell had spikes? An extremely off colored Bowser, but Bowser nonetheless.

Cousins species? Maybe Koopa is the stage 1 and and Parakoopa is stage two (hey, Wartortle has wings after all) and stage 3 is King Koopa. And its a fire type.