I'm genuinely not sure whether smashing someone in the face with Zelda's butt is a stupid idea or a stupendous idea for a weapon.

Comartemis said:

I'm genuinely not sure whether smashing someone in the face with Zelda's butt is a stupid idea or a stupendous idea for a weapon.

It's both distracting to the enemy and so big it could crush them so it seem like a superb weapon to have.

Stupid still, but superb.

NegativeSoul said:

It's both distracting to the enemy and so big it could crush them so it seem like a superb weapon to have.

Stupid still, but superb.

Pros
> Zelda's probably heavy enough to inflict some decent damage.
> Easier to protect her this way.
> By far the most photogenic weapon in Hyrule.

Cons
> Getting hit with a big soft booty probably feels like getting hit with a pillow.
> Draws massive aggro, everyone wants to get smacked in the face by royal booty.
> Royal weapons have shite durability.
> Link is absolutely sleeping on the couch tonight.

• Your Zelda-Stick is badly damaged! **