Heh.
I think he's about to masturbate.

bored_man said:
Heh.
I think he's about to masturbate.

Looks more like he's about to copulate, don't you think?

Tuna said:
Looks more like he's about to copulate, don't you think?

I'm not sure if you're joking, but I'll spell it out anyway.
Both of the people in this image are the UK. In other words, they're the same person. Sex with yourself could be interpreted as masturbation.

I think the one genderswapped is Alfred...

Naw, we know what "Igiko" (gender-swapped Igirisu/UK) looks like, thanks to some sketches from Himaruya. And that's definitely her, barrettes and all.