Eirin's the sexiest.
IMO

Who gave guns to those old ladies? Now they'll shoot me.

Fuck yes, proper trigger discipline!
Too bad they don't have better taste in weapons.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Baba-Team.

The Alliance just got radical

Shame the other two members are missing. I can totally see Spread Shot Yuyuko with a shotgun.

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HelepolisH said:
Yuyuko is not that old, how rude. And neither is Byakuren =|

Someone doesn't know their Old Maids Alliance. =w=

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NeoDarkKnight said:
Someone doesn't know their Old Maids Alliance. =w=

It's actually a quote from Yuyuko's article in Bohemian Archive.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Article_and_Interview:_Yuyuko

Kilgamayan said:
It's actually a quote from Yuyuko's article in Bohemian Archive.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Article_and_Interview:_Yuyuko

I know that. It doesn't matter though, she's still considered in the OMA. =w=

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HelepolisH said:
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They're all old as fuck, Yuyuko is most probably over one thousand years old. But the only ones who make fun of this are the people who enjoy the stupid "cirno baka lolol" faggotry et cetera. She retains her youthful appearance, because she's a fucking ghost, breaking news! Old lady jokes my ass, seriously.

Justy said:
Fuck yes, proper trigger discipline!
Too bad they don't have better taste in weapons.

too right, where is the most famous and most reliable gun in the history? where is the AKs?

mikoyan said:
too right, where is the most famous and most reliable gun in the history? where is the AKs?

Nah, for the Alliance I would imagine something classy and powerful at the same time. Like, SVD for Eirin, G3A3 for Yukari and PKM for Kanako.

mikoyan said:
too right, where is the most famous and most reliable gun in the history? where is the AKs?

AKs were designed for poor uneducated conscripts. Not elite forces like this.

Justy said:
They're all old as fuck
...

This. "Old Maids' Alliance" is a contrived fan gathering for the mature-looking Touhous. Tewi's easily over 1000 years old, but she ain't in the Alliance. Keine looks mature, but she ain't in the Alliance either. Why not? Because overall the fandom (which created this Alliance in the first place) has confused 'mature' with 'old'. But despite the fallacies of the name of the group, no one's complaining because all of the members are yummy eye candy, which is why it doesn't get changed to be more logically correct.

Also, if I may add, that is one SEXY Eirin. *_*