"Kiara Fried Ibis" is kind of a weird choice here. If we're talking about Australian birds wouldn't the Emu be a better choice? There's a lot more meat there.

Only in the Land Down Under will you see a freakishly scary koala for no good reason

ezekill said:

Only in the Land Down Under will you see a freakishly scary koala for no good reason

That's no koala man, that's a drop bear

Deear said:

"Kiara Fried Ibis" is kind of a weird choice here. If were talking about Australian birds wouldn't the Emu be a better choice? There's a lot more meat there.

Ibis are considered worse version of seagulls in Australia. They're plentiful, STINKY, and likes to trash your trash in search of food.

And you don't want to pick anything with the Emus. Last time human waged war against them, you know the aftermath...

Rathurue said:

Ibis are considered worse version of seagulls in Australia. They're plentiful, STINKY, and likes to trash your trash in search of food.

And you don't want to pick anything with the Emus. Last time human waged war against them, you know the aftermath...

I mean the Emu war was less the Australian Army vs. the Emus and more three Australian soldiers vs. the Emus. Plus in the aftermath of that war bounties were placed on the emus and that was much more successful.

Samdaman said:

That's no koala man, that's a drop bear

BUCKSHOTS. NOW.

Samdaman said:

That's no koala man, that's a drop bear

I can see why that'd be scary to aussies, you morons lost a war to birds after all.

HyogaManii said:

I can see why that'd be scary to aussies, you morons lost a war to birds after all.

You wanna try? Go ahead, see if you fare any better.

Deear said:

"Kiara Fried Ibis" is kind of a weird choice here. If were talking about Australian birds wouldn't the Emu be a better choice? There's a lot more meat there.

The Emus are the bouncers for the KFP, next to the Geese she also hired too.