climax'd

Witch time over~

Bayonetta did somethings that clearly he wasn't ready for...or could consent to.

Dante just couldn't beat her combo count.

What an unexpected ending.

futa-trap jk

I feel bad for Dante here. He's been an awesome show-off for years, and then Bayonetta just shoves his manliness down his throat and into the toilet.

Kyoryo said:
Dante just couldn't beat her combo count.

lol, nice one.
bayonetta is so flashy with her combos haha.

Though I still think DMC has the better freestyle comboing potential.
and also, Dante being the better character.

But bayonetta is the better game overall. so fun and flashy and with amazing design. Viewtiful joe + DMC = masterpiece.
Thank you, Kamiya.

bayonetta: Remember now boy, devils never cry

lord_gundam said:
bayonetta: Remember now boy, devils never cry

Ohhhh~ I like that.

Considering that her hair and the bed they're on have VERY similar color and shine, it wouldn't surprise me if the whole bed is made out of her hair. I mean, they're out in the middle of nowhere, right?

SindriAndBale said:
Considering that her hair and the bed they're on have VERY similar color and shine, it wouldn't surprise me if the whole bed is made out of her hair. I mean, they're out in the middle of nowhere, right?

We're supposed to assume the bed is just another one of Bayonetta's torture attacks. This one was specially made for Dante.

lol bullshit Dante would rape the fuck out of that witch XD

Dante was winning at first, until Bayonetta cheated with the Kilgore glitch. Poor bastard never stood a chance.

Casuals.

JACKPOT!

Are they sitting on a bed made out of her hair?

Azoyam said:
Are they sitting on a bed made out of her hair?

I wouldn't doubt it with all the crazy stuff she does with it in the game.

mummy you're the best! xDD

The "ruined for marriage" tag makes this one hilarious.

Dante: How can ANYONE have OUT-STYLED ME? *sob*
Bayonetta: You're brother wasn't much better if it makes you feel better. :\

hahahahahaha..... Unbelievable... really, Unbelievable... but still, MADE FOR LOLZ!!!

Tears tag...but no tears.

He could be hiding a troll face.

Is Dante the type of guy who would sneakily take off his condom?

Trickster style ftw