Hmm... ankward... Imagination time! On late november evening. You are relaxing on couch, minding your own business. When suddenly your closest friend comes in. He would approach you slowly. Then he would lunge at you and pin you down on couch. He'd pull out lipstick and begin to add it, while saying: "Would you fuck me? i'd fuck me. i'd fuck me so... hrhrhhh hard" How long would your friendship/bond last?
