Alice!!I was lonely...!For Bashō section...
Matsuo Bashō is a famous Japanese poet, and is often used as source material in Japanese literature classes.
Wikipedia Article Why would you come here now!?!Class 3-A!
Ms. Hakutaku!
Originally, this was a Japanese fanta commercial that's been parodied by Touhou.
Original Fanta commercial : Youtube link Patchouli...!!... IdiotCompletely Refreshing
Fanta!!... I am sorry about before.Please let me do some classwork...You thieving cat.
In usual Japanese drama, Patchouli would be a mother, despising the two lovers and create arguments between them to break them up, like this.